HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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