So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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