Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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