i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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