The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Randomize
