You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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