Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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