girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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