Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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