u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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