I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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