He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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