our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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