question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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