There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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