Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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