The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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