i don't like sucking hair
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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