I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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