come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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