just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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