It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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