I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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