Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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