lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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