why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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