why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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