they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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