sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You need a sexual gate keeper
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Randomize
