Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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