I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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