I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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