Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Swine flu is the new snow day.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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