While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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