I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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