Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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