dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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