I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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