3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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