worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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