yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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