Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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