I like to think it a success when the cops are called
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize