her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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