Well douche your snatch and let's go!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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