Having a random hookup so left but love u
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
did i just pee glitter
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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