i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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