My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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