Are we in a gay sports bar?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
