i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
