Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
