party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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