have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
There's always time for handjobs
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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