He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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