i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize
